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#46
THE FINCH
Forward/Defense
Height:
5' 11" Weight: None of your friggin' business
Shoots: Like Dirty Harry
His days with the French Connection Cruellers in the WNY Doughnut League far behind him, the Finch is in the kennel full time. He brings size, power, size, a bad temper, size, pepper spray, size, a .357 magnum, and size to a team that needed an attitude adjustment. Management was also looking for size on the blue line (did we mention that?). The Bulldogs signed the Finch because
they were running low on ill-tempered Italians on the roster. |
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