The Moose Sez:

Double-Header Week Provides Dogs With Only One Win and a Cookout.

 

In a rare week with two games, the team got a split. Lack of scoring punch is becoming the obviuous achilles heel with the dogs as they struggled in one game against a weaker team, and then had no scoring touch in a game that didn't see too many chances to score.

Game 1 against the Swarm saw the dogs outplay their opponents, but they let them hang around in this one the entire game. A short handed goal in the last two minutes stole the extra point for them when it looked like the Swarm had at least a tie locked up. Game 2 vs BSG-Shebeen went worse, as the pound puppies were down 2-0 before they even worked up a sweat. They were able to cut teh lead to 2-1 in the second period, but BSG opened up the game at 4-1 in the 3rd and it was obvious the dogs did not have the scoring touch to even get a point from this one.

  • Doogie nets goals in both games this week, and has been steady with good two way play.
  • Leetch Evanco has been putting up numbers since returning from the IR. He adds 2 goals and a helper this week.
  • Alfie Santora's hustle was rewarded with the game winner against Swarm. Short handed!
  • Owen Herne, Danny Cole, Slob, and Super Dave also chipped in with assists this week.
  • Alvis Klemmer made his first guest appearance this summer and had a solid game. Tommy Boy Ingalsbe also filled out the roster in game 1 this week and scored the dogs first goal.
  • Next up: Warriors and old Stride and Glide...

 

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Peter Puck's

Hockey Tips for the Clueless...

Hey kids, if your team is having a cookout and you promise to bring the Texas Hot Sauce, but the place won't sell you any due to a shortage, don't even show your face at the party. You are a failure in life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tim Horton's

Biggest Tim-Bits of the Week:

The ref who thinks he's a coach...

For giving the Bulldogs the "set play" to get the short handed goal against the Swarm.

 

 

 

 

 

Skippy Salute of the Week:

Leetch Evanco

Two goaks and an assist in two games. Not bad for an old fucker with bad hamstrings...

 

 

 

 

Your Feel Good Moment for the Week

 

 

 

 

Scott Santora Nickname Search UPDATE:

The winner by a mile was "Alfie."

ALFIE

MAD Magazine's Alfred E. Newman

 

 

 

 

 

Slobism of the Week

Wow, what bet did I lose to get Reg on my line? Now I'll be doing close quarter Dago wrangling AND have to watch Super Dave at the same time.

I better get another bottle of Jameson...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Best of Silent Bob the Spammer

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY....

Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Beerman List

Suggested minimum quantity for Beermen: 30 Pack.
  1. Date Beerman
    May 14 Super Dave
    May 20 Sponge Bob
    May 28 Doug Rose
    June 4 Reg
    June 18 Doogie
    June 24 Smoke
    July 2 Sin Bin
    July 8 Slob
    July 15 Danny Cole
    July 21 Scott Santora
    July 23 Super Dave
    July 29 Silent Bob
    August 5 Leetch Evanco
    August 12 Rick Granata
    August 27 Owen Herne
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grandma Mooseknuckle,

keepin' it real...

 

No scoring punch again, eh boys? Are you guys getting your power supply from fucking Enron?.